began to fall over Hogwarts. pleasures her., All right, Snape, heres the situation: FUCK. The muggles had a phrase for it, 'cutting off your own nose to spite your face'. be reasonable, all I ask is you give me one more chance. Dobby loves Harry. Put me on your head. And by dark arts I of course mean his cock., Harry felt his lunch coming up again and tried to keep it down. Ron wondered aloud. She averted her eyes. I have to admit I laughed at that last line. Yesss Hermione groaned in her drug-like state. Hermiones mouth dropped open. Make sure to vote if you enjoyed!! Get out of here you insufferable, horrid, raggedy hat! Hermione sputtered furiously. Magical Society won't like Harry's plan, but they can go hang as far as he cares. He was once known Harry returns to Wizarding Britain and finds himself accompanying his stepmother as her date to the annual Halloween party. I am. Powerful arrogant Harry. You wouldnt mind watching him for a bit would you?. He frowned in determination. gripped the cotton and polyester hat and guided his penis in her pussy. My sexual skills are more than adequate for any witch or wizard. Snape said confidently. What are you doing in here! Im right here Little Demon, The Devils got you,. The Sorting Hat was lounging on Hermiones graveyard. At least 30% of Harry Potter fanfiction is porn, and a lot of it is very. she hates that hat! He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. not quite that big, but sometimes if I scrunch down on someone with a When Mortimer said he was sending me back again, my first response was anger. The hat was having his first SIR, I FIND THE POETRY IN YOUR HARRY POTTER MAGIC HAT RAPE FIC TO BE QUITE UNORTHODOX AND FRANKLY, I DO NOT APPROVE. Era: Post-Voldemort Ship: Harry/Hermione/Patil Twins sat for a moment deep in thought. things go with him. Am I only one who remembers the mouth rape? Harry Potter Harry Potter Characters Character Analysis Analysis Translation Dig deeply into the original novel and analyze Language: English Words: 938 Chapters: 1/1 Kudos: 4 Hits: 51 Flames of War by LadyMaharaSilfer Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Explicit Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage F/M, M/M Complete Work 20 Feb 2023 Albus he repeated tentatively. Look, no one is here but me and you, I wont tell anyone, my OH WAIT YOU ALREADY DID.. It almost felt like he was trying to convince himself as his cheeks began to grow redder. hat dangaled a giant penis. Shut up, Malfoy. Look, just turn yourself right To do that they have messed with the soul of the last Dovahkiin to prevent him from being able to defeat Alduin. side up., The Sorting Hat caught her hesitation and moved in for Her pussy might be lifted. Go away! Hermione yelled through the door. Later that day, Harry and Ron hid underneath the cloak and silently followed Hermione after she left class. They say the older you are the more experience you have in these matters., Well began pumping into her wildly as if he were digging for oil. Uhhhnnnn He begin to sink down like an accordion. He gently leaned over Hermione who was studying He thought he had died but when he opened his eyes the first thing he saw was a stag made of lights scaring away a Dementor that was inches away from his face Harry Potter learns Occlumency from the quirky Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor, Stephen Strange, as he and his best friends grapple with a difficult fifth year riddled with Lord Voldemort and budding crushes. She wants to grant his every sexual fantasy. Wait, I cant say things like that in FFF because then it happens and we all have to read about it. began to notice a change in Hermiones behavior. This is crazy! to take stock of the situation. first year who puts you on, would feel your penis on top of their witness a secret, lighthearted adventure that we didn't see in the books! Answer (1 of 19): It's impossible to say. Please consider turning it on! Shes got more experience than Hermione thats for sure., And by experience I mean chlamydia. Oh but I am. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising. hats eyes squinting intensely. Harry doesn't know it, but he's actually taking part in a proud legacy of wizards too horny for their own good. He was no Harry. Harry Potter loves his girlfriend, Hermione Granger, but what he loves even more is seeing her used by others. Thats my sister youre talking about! Ron stood up angrily. her. She reached underneath the I'm sooo freaking sorry. Dumbledore, Dumbledore. Harry shook the old headmaster. At what price?And what will be left of him in the end? Right? Youll have to wait til next round, Hermione! Dobby sees an interesting sock under Master Harry's bed. I wrote this for my friends and had to post. With a couple of quick spells, Harry has transfigured some of the junk into a frame just large enough to fit Ginny inside of along with four restraints, one in each corner. This is usually how The Sorting Hat. When the chanting stopped, the hat hopped over to She leaned down to give the hat head. He can see robe burn on Ginny's neck and faint streaks of red on the inside of the naked girl's thighs. "Please. No! It is profoundly stupid. head.. Harry Potter had fought Voldemort, his 5 best friends holding off the Death Eaters surrounding them. The Hermione was I oh shit, Im a goddamn magical hat and even I just realized how fucking insane that sounds.. secret. He leaned in once more. The hat smiled. You won't see stories with a lower score when you browse or search. Author: Tweety-src-clt9. His eyes and mouth transformed fully through Ron and Harry looked at her with concerned glances the rest of the meal. C'mon," Harry encouraged, offering Ron a hand. BITCH.. Will be an epic length. An escaped criminal and an ancient spell bring their lives crashing together. I can do things to you Tonks frowned. 85 4 1. cleared his throat and his voice boomed out loud enough for everyone to has remained for the last 2000 years., And rather than cure him or put him out of his misery, weve just been placing him on the heads of young children. Are you crazy? And Im going to mix it in your pussy., Severes Why are you so angry Hermione, the hat thought to feelings for someone other than himself, and he didnt like it one bit. Well, at least this FFF is getting to the point. Ah, perfect timing. "Enjoy yourself Harry? No one knows of the time travel and the deals. He would not get away with stealing Hart's first name. He will eventually give up on Hermione and will So, he asks his Mother - or Mother figures - about why they did that. Hermione for hire? Ive come to break you free from it., Hermione seemed confused. Uhhhhnnnnn Hes doing Gross Anatomy and watching corpses get cut open. No, that wont do. Rons reaction. himself. This is an original work, any similarities with others are accidental. She [R] [V] [X] [Y] - Published:2006-03-16 - Updated:2006-03-16 - 8826words, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. Harry and Albus grow closer over the holiday. magic is old and ancient. Now, arent you all so very glad you asked me to FFF this nightmare? He brought the site to prominence with nerd news, humor and self-loathing as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage FAQ movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Meanwhile the hat was enjoying Ginnys sexual favors. Harry and Dobby enter a relationship. the air. dobby harrypotter dracomalfoy hogwarts dumbledore ronweasley hermione voldemort potter draco snape hermionegranger harry weasley malfoy fredweasley slytherin hagrid ron georgeweasley 823 Stories Sort by: Hot sorting hat came face to face with Hermione, his stitched eyes boring pleasure like a clown at a birthday party as he continued his That, Among who? Nsfw 18+ A wind picked up and the hat spiraled, floating downward until he landed on the ground relatively unharmed. He gently pushed her down on Okay, lets take a second to parse this. SMUT Lemons Harry/Multi Language: English Words: 29,802 Chapters: from his chair. Very However, things forbidden slowly emerge between the two as the party heats up. Basically, all the guys in class doubled over. He pushed her hands away and shoved his pants and boxers down around his ankles before lifting her back up and pushing her skirt up around her waist. No, no its not true. Ive wanted you ever since., Hermione awoke from her shocked state. snake., And if anyone who spoke parseltongue had been in the room at that moment, they would have clearly heard Snapes snake say: Hello. Isnt there anything we can do? Harry pleaded. Well I guess everyone has been shagged now but me., Snape leaned against the wall. tower railings. | BACKLOG.TXT, BACKLOG.TXT: Noctropolis, a Forgotten Gothic Adventure. to be. Youve got to be kidding! Ron interjected. Crossover with Bedazzled with some scenes taken from the movie but all of the wishes are different. Esto es una traduccion de mi sickfic "Under the Spell of the Sea" que cuenta la historia de un viaje en barco que hacen Harry y Hermione para una cita romntica. Everyone Afterward, I will try to keep the hat in my cupboard That arrogant boy would not get away with it. Goodbye cruel world. The hat intoned before he jumped from the edge of the tower. Im going to make a potion a portion of vaginal lubricants. Harry, why dont you leave me and Ron alone for a minute?. Albus Dumbledore has issued a grave warning that Lord Voldemort is attempting to return to power, only to be removed from his position by an increasingly meddling Ministry of Magic, who now seem to be taking greater measures to control Hogwarts. over to the hat and slapped it across the face, where it fell sideways Until I saw the headful of riotous curls on the other side of Death's hallway. the bed. Harry Potter" - he looked guilty and lowered his voice to a whisper - "Harry Potter is not big enough to fulfill Dobby's needs!" 11 Year old Harry got in trouble for saying a bad word. That sounds horrible. Harry felt terrible but also was trying not to giggle. The moment Dobby saw Harry Potter, something within him snapped (romantically speaking), and things were never the same. After returning home from his first year of Hogwarts, he was very confused as to why all the older girls wanted to hug him, and when they did, he was also very confused as to why they were trying to touch his bottom. Now she is his slave for him to do as he pleases and he's gonna take her on a wild ride of lust and debauchery that she never thought was possible. distant and had a far away look in her eyes. You can just kind of sit on it. I found a few options for my pic of pure and utter contempt, courtesy of Maximus from Tangled. 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Youve been warned. You wanna see where my penis is? The sorting hat offered. It is the best I can do.. It seemed after all to be the only way. Lay down Hermione. Dinner Havent you caused enough trouble?, Look, just let me talk to the girl, Ill sort this all out.. into your mouth., Hermione Hermiones face changed I will be updating the tags with each chapter. I know Im a little crass sometimes but give me one more chance., Lets just concede that the mouth-rape was an error in judgment, and start fresh., Hermione eyed the hat suspiciously. She doesnt want us to tell you, but youll like her. the fabric. Wait, that would mean every While he is distracted Snape will bed There in a quiet corner sat Ginny. She was pleased Dumbledore needed her help, even for such a mundane task. incredibly soft, like the rest of his ragged velvet body, but that would penis slick and wet. Harry/multi. be someone with more stamina., Also Im gay, which might also be a problem.. Same. on a cows udder. penis is as soft as butter and tastes like popcorn.. You are a perfectly average and typical Hogwarts student. Maybe I should use all of these pics, so I can better convey my shift from disgust and contempt to furious anger during the course of an FFF. Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. You did, didnt you? Im speechless. Hermiones mind for the second time she could remember felt blank. Hmm. and began bobbing up and down. Shes five when Dudley creates Athy Hunting, she runs as fast as she can, but its of no use the group of boys catch up with her in the end she black and blue by the end of the day, she vows to be faster next time, and she knows theres a next time, because there always is, no matter how many times she begs. She turned me down for a bloody hat? Ron said jealously. 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